THE ORLANDO SLANTNEL
July 29, 2013
BY WINSTON SMITH
It has long been known that President
Obama is in favor of late term abortions, but a recent telephone
conversation from a confidential source working in the White House
kitchen tells the sinister reason behind the President's support for
infanticide - He loves "Dead Baby Soup" prepared by an experienced
politburo Chinese chef because he thinks it increases his authoritarian
political powers.
One aide has been overheard by our
shocked informant as saying that the night before Obama makes a major
political move (for example, the announcement of Obamacare) a dead baby
from one of the many abortion clinics in the District of Columbia is
delivered to Obama's special Chinese cook by the U.S. Secret Service.
During one such late night delivery, the "dead" baby proved to be very
much alive and was heard to be crying by the Secret Service detail just
outside the kitchen door, but was thrown into the boiling water alive by
the Chinese cook known only as "M" by White House personnel.
It is reported that President Obama
dines with his inner circle at these late night dead baby soup affairs.
One favorite guest is Hillary Clinton, who is said to be quite pleased
with the "charge" she gets after eating dead baby soup. The former
Secretary of State is reported to have been quite concerned about going
to prison after her perjury before Congress concerning the Benghazi
Massacre of 9/11/12, but was calmed down by two bowls of dead baby soup.
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